2008 Shark Draft

Line up: 1QB, 2RB, 2WR, 1TE, 1PK, 1DEF

Round 1
1 Steelereserve Steelers RB – LaDainian Tomlinson, Chargers
2 jokerswild1130 Eagles RB - Adrian Peterson, Vikings
3 OarChambo Browns RB - Stephen Jackson, St Louis
4 FantasyHussy Lions RB - Brian Westbrook, Eagles
5 Broncogeek Broncos RB- Joseph Addai, Colts
6 Boogs34 Redskins RB- Marion Barber III, Cowboys
7 DynastyForce Colts RB- Clinton Portis, Redskins
8 Raynman Panthers RB- Frank Gore, 49ers
9 Brew Crew Giants RB- Larry Johnson, Chiefs
10 jetsman2806 Jets RB- Marshawn Lynch, Bills
11 bigtexdog Cowboys RB - Willis McGahee, Ravens
12 xX-MaNx Seahawks RB- Ryan Grant, Packers

Round 2
13 xX-MaNx Seahawks WR- Randy Moss, Patriots
14 bigtexdog Cowboys RB- Maurice Jones Drew, Jaguars
15 jetsman2806 Jets WR- Reggie Wayne, Colts
16 Brew Crew Giants RB- Ronnie Brown, Dolphins
17 Raynman Panthers WR Steve Smith, Panthers
18 DynastyForce Colts RB- Jamal Lewis, Browns
19 Boogs34 Redskins RB- Reggie Bush, Saints
20 Broncogeek Broncos QB- Tom Brady, Patriots
21 FantasyHussy Lions WR- Terrell Owens, Cowboys
22 OarChambo Browns WR- Andre Johnson, Texans
23 jokerswild1130 Eagles RB- Lawrence Maroney, Patriots
24 Steelereserve Steelers RB- Earnest Graham, Buccaneers

Round 3
25 Steelereserve Steelers WR- Braylond Edwards, Browns
26 jokerswild1130 Eagles WR- Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals
27 OarChambo Browns WR- Marques Colston, Saints
28 FantasyHussy Lions RB- Brandon Jacobs, Giants
29 Broncogeek Broncos RB- Willie Parker, Steelers
30 Boogs34 Redskins WR- T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Bengals
31 DynastyForce Colts WR- Chad Johnson, Bengals
32 Raynman Panthers QB- Peyton Manning, Colts
33 Brew Crew Giants RB- Edgerrin James, Cardinals
34 jetsman2806 Jets WR- Torry Holt, Rams
35 bigtexdog Cowboys WR- Plaxico Burress, Giants
36 xX-MaNx Seahawks QB- Tony Romo, Cowboys

Round 4
37 xX-MaNx Seahawks RB- Michael Turner, Falcons
38 bigtexdog Cowboys QB- Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
39 jetsman2806 Jets WR- Wes Welker, Patriots
40 Brew Crew Giants QB- Drew Brees, Saints
41 Raynman Panthers RB- Johnathan Stewart, Panthers
42 DynastyForce Colts QB- Carson Palmer, Bengals
43 Boogs34 Redskins TE- Antonio Gates, Chargers
44 Broncogeek Broncos WR- Roy Williams, Detroit
45 FantasyHussy Lions WR- Marvin Harrison, Colts
46 OarChambo Browns RB- Darren McFadden, Raiders
47 jokerswild1130 Eagles WR- Brandon Marshall, Broncos
48 Steelereserve Steelers WR - Anquan Boldin, Cardinals

Round 5
49 Steelereserve Steelers RB - Rashard Mendenhall, Steelers
50 jokerswild1130 Eagles QB- Derek Anderson, Browns
51 OarChambo Browns TE- Jason Witten, Dallas
52 FantasyHussy Lions QB- Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks
53 Broncogeek Broncos WR- Santonio Holmes, Steelers
54 Boogs34 Redskins RB- Thomas Jones, Jets
55 DynastyForce Colts TE- Tony Gonzalez, Chiefs
56 Raynman Panthers TE- Kellen Winslow JR, Browns
57 Brew Crew Giants WR- Lee Evans, Bills
58 jetsman2806 Jets RB- Kevin Smith, Lions
59 bigtexdog Cowboys WR- Calvin Johnson, Lions
60 xX-MaNx Seahawks RB- Julius Jones, Seahawks

Round 6
61 xX-MaNx Seahawks TE- Chris Cooley, Redskins
62 bigtexdog Cowboys WR- Roddy White, Falcons
63 jetsman2806 Jets RB- Matt Forte, Bears
64 Brew Crew Giants WR- Greg Jennings, Packers
65 Raynman Panthers RB- Rudi Johnson, Bengals
66 DynastyForce Colts WR- Hines Ward, Steelers
67 Boogs34 Redskins WR- Dwayne Bowe, Chiefs
68 Broncogeek Broncos WR- Donald Driver, Packers
69 FantasyHussy Lions RB- LenDale White, Titans
70 OarChambo Browns RB- Selvin Young, Broncos
71 jokerswild1130 Eagles TE- Vernon Davis, 49ers
72 Steelereserve Steelers QB- Marc Bulger, Rams

Round 7
73 Steelereserve Steelers WR- Santana Moss, Redskins
74 jokerswild1130 Eagles RB- Fred Taylor, Jaguars
75 OarChambo Browns QB- Donavan McNabb, Eagles
76 FantasyHussy Lions TE- Dallas Clark, Colts
77 Broncogeek Broncos WR- Bernard Berian, Vikings
78 Boogs34 Redskins WR- Jerricho Cotchery, Jets
79 DynastyForce Colts RB- Duece McAllister, Saints
80 Raynman Panthers WR- Bobby Engram, Seahwaks
81 Brew Crew Giants WR- Kevin Curtis, Eagles
82 jetsman2806 Jets RB- Deangelo Williams, Panthers
83 bigtexdog Cowboys QB- Jay Cutler, Broncos
84 xX-MaNx Seahawks WR- Chris Chambers, Chargers


Round 8
85 xX-MaNx Seahawks WR- Joey Galloway, Bucceneers
86 bigtexdog Cowboys RB- Rickey Williams, Dolphins
87 jetsman2806 Jets WR- Lavernaus Coles, Jets
88 Brew Crew Giants RB- Felix Jones, Cowboys
89 Raynman Panthers WR- Anthony Gonzales, Colts
90 DynastyForce Colts DST- Vikings
91 Boogs34 Redskins QB- David Garrard, Jaguars
92 Broncogeek Broncos QB- Vince Young, Titans
93 FantasyHussy Lions WR- Roydell Williams, Titans
94 OarChambo Browns RB- Justin Fargas, Raiders
95 jokerswild1130 Eagles WR- Reggie Brown, Eagles
96 Steelereserve Steelers *on the clock*

END OF MOCK

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The Blotter VII

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Communicative Crooks: A woman came home and discovered a guy sitting in a car parked in her driveway, talking on a two-way radio. As the woman approached the stranger, three other men came running out from behind her house and hopped in the car. The car peeled out of the driveway and picked up a fifth man waiting in a nearby parking lot. Police discovered the bad guys had kicked in the house's back door and, apparently interrupted mid-heist, had time to steal only the woman's digital camera.

Barbie Bandit: An associate manager at a Charlotte department store spotted a woman removing three Barbie dolls from their display boxes and stuffing them under her shirt. As she was leaving the store, employees stopped her until the police arrived. The responding officer issued a citation and released the kleptomaniac to the custody of her husband.

Frankly Stupid: A woman asked a man she had never seen before to take her to the store so she could buy a hotdog. The man obliged. Later, as he was dropping her off at her house, the woman allowed the stranger to come inside to use the bathroom. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman's purse, snatched a chain from her neck, and fled.

Bah Humbug: A woman pulled into her driveway and was shocked to see that the wreath she had recently hung on her front door was on fire. The blaze soon engulfed the front door in flames, causing an estimated $300 in damages. Thankfully the fire burned itself out before any more damage was done.

Nanny WRANGLE: A man threatened a 32-year-old woman after she refused to pay his wife for her work as a nanny. The woman claimed the irate husband stated, "I've seen your house, you're well established, and it's people like you that don't deserve what you have." The woman said the nanny showed up only one time and never reported for work again.

Halfway Louse: As a man was leaving his apartment, he discovered a burglar hanging half out of the man's passenger-side window, which had been busted out. The two men got into a brief scuffle, during which the burglar knocked the car owner over the head with a blunt object. Cops caught up with the burglar, still carrying the stereo he had ripped from the car.

LIQUOR WARNING LABELS

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: - the crumsumpten of alcahol may maek you tihnk you can tipe real gode.

The Blotter VI

Stop! In the Name of Love: During an argument between a young couple as they drove down a local road, the boyfriend got so mad he threw his cell phone at his girlfriend, hitting her in the stomach. She then grabbed the gearshift and slammed it into park. After the car ground to a halt, the man punched the woman in the back of the head and ripped her shirt as he forced her out of the car. Then he drove away.

Drag and Drop: A car pulled up at a local gas station and the driver asked a man standing outside for directions. Then suddenly, other men in the car attempted to rob the guy. During the struggle, the man got hung up on the car and was dragged for several feet before the car sped away. He was treated and released from the hospital.

Hello? Hot Phones for Sale: Using various client accounts from a local business, a sneaky shyster ordered 400 cell phones at a cost of $36,600. When the phones were delivered to the business, the crook somehow managed to snag them undetected. He then reportedly sold the phones on the streets.

Where's Bo and Luke?: Some renegade rascals crashed a car through the front window of a North Tryon Street retail store. They stole $30,000 worth of clothes, shoes and hats. Apparently the car was stolen because they left it behind. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,500.

I'm Gonna Cut You? (That's so 1975.): A trio of crooks strolled into a SouthPark department store, grabbed $1,200 worth of women's jackets, and made for the exit. When a security officer attempted to stop them, one of the shoplifters threatened, "Move or I'm gonna cut you." A fight broke out, one of the shoplifters assaulted the officer and all three got away. Temporarily. Cops captured the guys in their getaway car a few blocks down the road.

Decked in the Deck: Three hoodlums jumped a 23-year-old partier after a night out at a couple of downtown bars. As the partier approached his car in a parking deck, the three guys shoved him into the vehicle and began punching him in the face and stomach. A witness flagged down a cop, who arrested the trio.


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The Blotter V

Smooth Operator: A woman was loading groceries into her car when a stranger approached and greeted her. "How are you doing ma'am?" he said, then reached inside her car and grabbed her purse, which was sitting on the front seat. He then got into a shiny new red sports car and took off.

Smile, You're on "I'm Busted" TV: A pair of crooks removed two floor buffers from a truck parked in front of a hotel and hid them behind some bushes. The duo returned a short time later in a car and picked up the buffers. Too bad for them the entire incident was caught on surveillance tape, which showed the geniuses' faces as well as the car they were driving.

Thinks He's Houdini: A very determined crook broke into an auto insurance company by digging his way under one fence, then crawling over an electric fence by placing a rubber floor mat over the electric wires. Once he got inside, the crook broke into five cars and stole the airbags out of each.

Smooth Operator, the Sequel: A man walked into a Charlotte home-improvement store, took a $265 drill from the shelf and then walked out the front door. A store employee who saw the drill heist go down chased the man outside, and the two men commenced to fighting. The crook eventually broke free, jumped into the back seat of a car and sped away.

Close Call: As a man walked into his apartment recently, a gun-wielding home invader grabbed him. The man tried to fight off the bad guy, who fired his gun into the air. The bullet hit the ceiling and whirled into the apartment upstairs. No one was injured, but the bad guy got away.

Art for Crime's Sake: Some brilliant local artistes vandalized several Charlotte houses under construction. When workers showed up at the job sites, they discovered the houses had been tagged with graffiti, windows had been broken and several appliances had been damaged. Maybe that should be "crime for art's sake."

Closer Call: While sitting at a stop sign, a 20-year-old man was approached by a guy who a gun who attempted to rob the driver. As the young motorist pulled away, the gunman fired a round at the car, shattering the driver's side window. The young man escaped injury.



Relief Effort


Changed Sign


Secrets of Life

The Blotter IV

Can You Hear Me Now?: While waiting at a bus stop, two women got into an argument over an incident the previous night involving one of the women's boyfriends. One woman grabbed a cell phone away from the other and then hurled it back at her, striking her in the forehead.

Talking Trash: As a man was mowing his front yard, he saw a passerby toss a can on the street near his house. The homeowner confronted the litterbug, who became irate, spit at the homeowner and threatened to "fuck his ass up."

Young Love: A young married couple should be heading for divorce court soon, as each has taken out restraining orders on the other following several fights. During the most recent spat, the blushing bride reportedly destroyed most of her hubby's clothes with a pair of scissors.

Residential slap facility: A worker at a residential care facility smacked a physically disabled 40-year-old resident in the head. The "heath care" worker was reportedly fired on the night of the offense. However, when the disabled man's guardian heard about the assault several days later, he called police.

Flat-out pissed: Some prankster broke into a transportation company near downtown and flattened all the tires on three buses, causing a whopping $7,200 in damages (each bus had 6 tires, at $400 each). Moreover, the three buses had just been washed and detailed for an upcoming inspection. An employee at the transportation company told police there was only one person with access to the buses at the time of the vandalism, and that there had been ongoing acrimony between this individual and the company

Busted Bad Guys: As a 44-year-old man was getting out of his car at a south Charlotte apartment complex, two gunmen kidnapped him, struck him in the head and robbed him of $20. The gunmen were later identified and arrested.

Video violence: A gunman walked into a video store on East Boulevard and demanded that the woman behind the counter open the register. When the employee told him she couldn't open the register, he hit her in the face, grabbed her by the hair, forced her to the ground, and struck her several more times. Another employee eventually came out from the back of the store and opened the register. After grabbing the cash, the bad guy fled in a getaway car.





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Media and Stuff

Kanye West Diss Bush on Live TV

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Chop Stick Magic

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Tuesday Feels Like Monday

Blotter Threat O’The Week: “If you bring your fucking ass to church, I’m going to kick your black ass across the church.” Apparently, the Rev. Ike Turner has brought the First Church of Ass-Kicking to the Holy City.

On Aug. 21, a woman threatened her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend by saying, “I’m gonna cut her up and throw her over the bridge.” Wow, people just can’t stop talking about that new bridge!

Blotter Word O’Tha Week: “Hoing (hoe-ing) v. the act of being a ho or involving oneself in ho-like activities,” as heard on an Aug. 22 telephone call, when one woman told another, “I’m just calling to let you know you are a hoing prostitute and I’m going to kick your ass.”

On Aug. 23, the manager of a West Ashley grocery store watched as a former employee, holding what looked like a crowbar, shook a soda machine. When the manager asked what he was doing, the man replied, “Getting my quarter out!” Talk about making “7Up Yours!”

A woman walked into an Orleans Road sandwich shop on Aug. 22 and, after paying for an empty cup, began screaming, “I’m crazy don’t stop me, I’m fucking crazy, don’t come near me, I gotta feed my baby!” The woman then grabbed and ran off with four bags of chips, four cookies, three brownies, and two Bundt cakes. Now, that is going to be one fat baby.

A Folly Road grocery store employee called police on Aug. 15 to report that two males had stolen 40 ?D? batteries and 38 ?C? batteries. Authorities tried to arrest the suspects, but witnesses had already seen them flee the scene. Evidently, they kept going, and going, and going ...


A man approached a fellow customer at a Meeting Street grocery store on Aug. 15, asking for a dollar. The customer refused and told the man that he ?needed to get a job.? The man then threatened the patron and warned, ?I?ll kill you if I don?t get that dollar.? If the guy had given him a quarter, would he have gotten off with just a maiming?


Blotter Threat O?The Week: ?I know where you live!? shouted a man as he demanded money from another man. What makes this threat special? He was inside the man?s room.


A man gave police a U.S. Air Force ID of a woman on Aug. 13 after being pulled over for turning without a signal. The man refused to clarify the situation to the cop, perhaps thinking he could evoke the military?s policy of ?don?t ask, don?t tell.?


Blotter Items Used To Threaten Violence With O?The Week: a hammer, a fire extinguisher, and a 2-foot by 4-foot piece of wood. Apparently, parents can forget about Grand Theft Auto and worry more about their kids watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.


A man called police on Aug. 14 from his Norman Street residence to report that someone had cut large holes in both his front and back fences to provide a passageway for foot traffic. In other news, the unknown subject has just won the City Paper?s Good Samaritan Award for tearing down the walls between ? never mind, too obvious.




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