Super Fly!
Well I haven't been able to make any post since Tursday because a Virus has attacked the server so since some asshole decided to send someone in my office a virus, it messes up everyones day. Which puts more stress on me to get work done that could have already been finished allowing me more time to blog. This will be a long one in case I am unable to post for awhile. Enjoy!
The Blotter
Youth Gone Wild: A troubled youth threatened a security associate at an alternative school designed for students who have been suspended or expelled from regular schools. The unruly teen apparently became angry and threatened to harm the 51-year-old security guard after he scolded the kid for violating school rules.
Ice Cream Bandits: An ice cream factory worker discovered that one or more people forced their way into the company's parking lot, broke into the refrigerated trucks, and made off with about $3,000 worth of ice cream. Adding gooey insult to injury, the thieves left the truck door wide open, melting another thousand dollars worth of the sweet soft stuff.
Must Be The Heat: A fight broke out at a construction site after a worker asked one of his colleagues to move his truck. The request apparently angered the truck driver to his boiling point. He grabbed the other man by the neck and threw him to the ground. Then, as had been requested of him, he moved his truck.
Creepy Caller: A woman called police after an unknown man left the following message on her machine: "Hi, beautiful. I've been watching you for a while and I'm thinking about what I'd like to do to that beautiful body. If you want to know who I am I will call tomorrow." Apparently, she preferred that the cops know instead.
Good Samaritan saves beer: A young man entered a convenience store and discovered the owner in a tussle with a shoplifter. The young man jumped into the fray. After a brief tussle the shoplifter ran off without his intended booty - a case of beer.
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting: Two drunken revelers got into a fight outside a bar. During the melee, one of the feuding partiers threw a bottle at the other guy's car, smashing the driver's side window. Both parties were arrested on charges of public drunkeness and fighting.
Rude Awakening: During the early morning hours, a drunk and drug-addled man showed up at a female acquaintance's home and forced his way inside. Once in the house, the zonked-out intruder began throwing stuff around the residence and smashing several drinking glasses on the floor.
I thought this was funny, Superheros dancing.
THE SUPER FLY SERIES ALWAYS FUNNY!
Super Fly
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Super Fly II
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Stone Flies
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Stone Flies II
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Supahfly Santa
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The Blotter
Youth Gone Wild: A troubled youth threatened a security associate at an alternative school designed for students who have been suspended or expelled from regular schools. The unruly teen apparently became angry and threatened to harm the 51-year-old security guard after he scolded the kid for violating school rules.
Ice Cream Bandits: An ice cream factory worker discovered that one or more people forced their way into the company's parking lot, broke into the refrigerated trucks, and made off with about $3,000 worth of ice cream. Adding gooey insult to injury, the thieves left the truck door wide open, melting another thousand dollars worth of the sweet soft stuff.
Must Be The Heat: A fight broke out at a construction site after a worker asked one of his colleagues to move his truck. The request apparently angered the truck driver to his boiling point. He grabbed the other man by the neck and threw him to the ground. Then, as had been requested of him, he moved his truck.
Creepy Caller: A woman called police after an unknown man left the following message on her machine: "Hi, beautiful. I've been watching you for a while and I'm thinking about what I'd like to do to that beautiful body. If you want to know who I am I will call tomorrow." Apparently, she preferred that the cops know instead.
Good Samaritan saves beer: A young man entered a convenience store and discovered the owner in a tussle with a shoplifter. The young man jumped into the fray. After a brief tussle the shoplifter ran off without his intended booty - a case of beer.
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting: Two drunken revelers got into a fight outside a bar. During the melee, one of the feuding partiers threw a bottle at the other guy's car, smashing the driver's side window. Both parties were arrested on charges of public drunkeness and fighting.
Rude Awakening: During the early morning hours, a drunk and drug-addled man showed up at a female acquaintance's home and forced his way inside. Once in the house, the zonked-out intruder began throwing stuff around the residence and smashing several drinking glasses on the floor.
I thought this was funny, Superheros dancing.
THE SUPER FLY SERIES ALWAYS FUNNY!
Super Fly
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Super Fly II
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Stone Flies
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Stone Flies II
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Supahfly Santa
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posted by GQ1NYC at
4:38 PM
11 Comments:
SHAYPM?
LMAO!!! making up for lost time huh? hahahaha
What is SHAYPM?
Oh my God!!!
This is so freakin funny you are a trip man...Visit the show soon!
oh good i was worry about u man. i hate for ya to be gone. dont leave me ;)
Yea.... um, you have been VANdalized!
Spexial- Yeah I'm getting busier and busier.
Foxy- I will do.
Blue- I'm not leaving, just trying to fit blogging with my every day schedule.
Van- No doubt.
now why would anybody steal ice cream...i mean i like the stuff and all, but how much do you really need?
So how are your purple monkeys?
Mine are pink!
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Wendi - You'd be suprise. When I was in H.S. A bunch of us went to this Ice Cream Distribution place that left all the trucks unlocked. They had gourmet ice cream cakes that where unbelievable. They also had Ben & Jerry's. But we never took that much ice cream.
Penguin- congrats on the snow. What purple monkey?
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