Come On Down, You're The Next Contestant . . .
Game Show! I used to love game shows and sometimes will watch one here and there. The best is when someone messes up or they have troubles on the set. I really love SNL Jeopardy.
Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000.
Alex Trebek: That's An album cover, not anal bum cover.
Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400.
Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man".
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Sean Connery: Damn!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah well, why don't you give me, ah.. why don'tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.
Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]
Celebrety Jeopardy Always a Classic
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Crazy Price is Right Contestant
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Game Show Oops
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Embarrassing Puzzle
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Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000.
Alex Trebek: That's An album cover, not anal bum cover.
Sean Connery: Uh.. I'll take "Swords" for $400.
Alex Trebek: It's actually not "Swords".. these are words that begin with "S". The answer is: "Popeye is this sort of man".
Sean Connery: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400.
Alex Trebek: Titles, Famous Titles.
Sean Connery: Damn!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah well, why don't you give me, ah.. why don'tcha give me Ape Tit for $200.
Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]
Celebrety Jeopardy Always a Classic
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Crazy Price is Right Contestant
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Game Show Oops
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Embarrassing Puzzle
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posted by GQ1NYC at
10:58 AM
8 Comments:
HA!!!! that was funny as hell!!!
Freaky- Yeah I had trouble finding the transcript to that and posted it without "The Rapist"
u always amaze me!
YES!!! That is classic SNL. My favorite are when Stiller plays T. Cruise. Keep it coming!
Can't believe you didn't mention my favorite! Topic is Therapists" Connery says. I'll the The Rapists for $1000! I'm hard-core SNL (and simpsons) If I could, I would buy you a Happy Fun Ball...
SHIT - I didn't read the comments before I posted mine... now I feel stupid...
HA HA HA HA Thanks for my daily laugh!!!!
*spexial*, Freakyvirgin, Crys, *~BendersGurl~*, blue1aqua1, and bstermyster, glad I can make you smile
Madman, I wiss save ross for a political post when I make fun of bush or someone else.
Rachael, I wish I posted "The Rapist" it's one of my favorates. and don't worry, I've posted before reading plenty of times.
Jill- always keep smiling.
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