Coffin Breath
Well it's Wednesday and that means you can smell the weekend coming around the corner, what makes things better is that it's a 3 day weekend and what makes things even better is that it's a a pay week.
Well today's office topic is bad breath and my VP is the king of it all. We can't tell him because no one wants to embarrass him or get fired. But DAMN! It's bad. I told everyone that I would by that cream people use during Autopsies so they wont have to smell the dead body. It is really bad. One person said he eats Shitty Snickers. We spent a half hour talking about how bad it is. He's got bad Coffin Breath. Here are some other mouth jokes to share for that yuck mouth in your office.
Your breath stinks so bad when you burp, your teeth duck.
This is a fact, your breath Is wack, you don't need a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack.
I don't mean to be mean, but you need Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!
Your breath so disgustingly bad that You need Freshmints with batteries in it
Your breath stinks so bad, people look forward to Your farts!
Your breath is so stank, we don't know whether You need gum or toilet paper.
Your breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Your breath is so stank, You eats odor eaters.
Your teeth are so crooked, when You smiles Your mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Your teeth are so ugly, You got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
Your teeth are so yellow, You spit butter.
Your teeth are so big, You sneezed and bit a hole in Your chest.
You got summer teeth... some here some there.
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Well today's office topic is bad breath and my VP is the king of it all. We can't tell him because no one wants to embarrass him or get fired. But DAMN! It's bad. I told everyone that I would by that cream people use during Autopsies so they wont have to smell the dead body. It is really bad. One person said he eats Shitty Snickers. We spent a half hour talking about how bad it is. He's got bad Coffin Breath. Here are some other mouth jokes to share for that yuck mouth in your office.
Your breath stinks so bad when you burp, your teeth duck.
This is a fact, your breath Is wack, you don't need a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack.
I don't mean to be mean, but you need Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!
Your breath so disgustingly bad that You need Freshmints with batteries in it
Your breath stinks so bad, people look forward to Your farts!
Your breath is so stank, we don't know whether You need gum or toilet paper.
Your breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.
Your breath is so stank, You eats odor eaters.
Your teeth are so crooked, when You smiles Your mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Your teeth are so ugly, You got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
Your teeth are so yellow, You spit butter.
Your teeth are so big, You sneezed and bit a hole in Your chest.
You got summer teeth... some here some there.
This is a great illusion. Once you click start use your mouse to zoom in or out. It's Pretty Cool.
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posted by GQ1NYC at
10:15 AM
3 Comments:
That's Funny
Way tooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
He is the type that would just get offended, he doesn't take jokes well. We've all talked about what we would do to help him but man, it's beyond tootpaste, he needs surgery or something.
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